red ink

(v.) To correct. Coming from the days of education where incorrect answers, spelling mistakes and other such mistakes were highlighted in red ink and corrected by the teacher.

a: The time is 13:20

b: 13:40- your watch is slow.

a: your watch is fast.

c: it's 13:40

B: red inked beeyatch!

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no red ink

The place where you go when you don't want to work but want to look like you're working.

Jay: I don't want to do my ELA project.
Jay: I'll just do no red ink.

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Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...