red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.

G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.

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red milkshake

It is the product of ramming a glass into the udder of a cow. This results in the blood coming out of the udders along with the milk, hence being called a red milkshake

guy 1: hey, why are you shoving the glass up that cow's udder?
guy 2:I have a hankering for some red milkshake

guy 1: what the fuck

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