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Popping a girl's cherry then motorboating her vagina, leaving a "red mustache" above and around your upper lip.
My girlfriend was upset that I popped her cherry, so to make her feel better I gave her a red mustache.
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Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period
guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.
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The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.
If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.
Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
Did you hear that Lee got himself a Red Man Mustache the other night?
When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.
"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"
When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.
Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.
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1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.