redal ram

Probably the worst person you will ever meet. Redal Rams are against swear jars because they don't believe in apoligizing for being vulgar. You can usually find a Redal Ram hiding behind a desk in a hipster guidance councelors office. A Redal Ram might come across as nice, intelligent, and attractive, but do not be fooled! It is an illusion that will soon be shattered when you hear that he uses the Internet to solve a Rubik's cube!

Sam: Hey, guidance counselor, can you refer me to someone who can teach me how to cheat on a Rubik's cube and rap about Hamlet?
Barcomb: Yes, go visit Redal Ram that's hiding behind his shelter of a desk!