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When only using deodorant, rather than an early morning wash.
I was so late for work this morning I only had time for a redneck wash. I smelt good but I knew it wouldn't last long.
Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)
Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!
the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean
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is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..
dog shit on boot place in toilet and flush is the ultimate "Redneck boot wash"
When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.
Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?
Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?
A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.
Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."
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To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."
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