beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.

I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

release beard

A beard specifically grown in preparation for getting difficult/large-scale software features live.

I've been growing this release beard in preparation for our big 1.1 release next week. I'll shave it afterward.