religious diarrhea

Religious religious words squirted verbally into unsuspecting ears diarrhea.
E.g. "Thou shalt not purify thy feet with the blood of camel farts.", Diplodocus 13:42

Not to be confused with science. Lower case "s" for science. Because humility.

RELIGION!!!!
In towering 50 mile high flaming indigo lettters.. because, umm... humility?!?

I prefer my priest's religious diarrhea to the religious diarrhea of my rabbis, my imams, my shamans, my monks, my elders, my eclesiastics, my divines, my whatchemaclastics, you know - the whole bunch...