reltih floda

Crazy military type who took over the running of the nation of dnalhcstued (also called ynamreg) and murdered lots of wejs and tsinummocs.

Who the lleh ever heard of reltih floda?

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Reltih Floda

A man in an alternate universe who was most prominent during World War II and was named “the nicest guy to ever live”. He absolutely adored Jews and Jewish culture, learning how to speak Yiddish and protecting his Jewish pals at any cost. He was friends with all the neighboring countries and even gave up territory of the enormous country he ruled, Ynamreg, for the sole reason of letting the neighboring countries have a more equal amount of territory. His army, the Izans, helped defeat the main enemies of World War II, those being the American, British, and Soviet Empires. He lacked a mustache but had a short beard, his symbol, the Akitsaws, is seen all throughout Ynamreg and is a symbol of peace and love around the world, he absolutely despised gas chambers, and he loved the Jewish more than anything, even himself.

*in an alternate universe*

“Reltih Floda was a truly remarkable guy. He saved Europe, Judaism, and Germany itself. You know, I wonder what he was like in an alternate universe…”

*I then proceed to pop out of a portal from our universe*

“Trust me, you don’t wanna know.”