reltnee

an erect penis with an unusual bend in it; either to the left or right.

I get such a flaming boner, it becomes a reltnee.

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Reltnee

Reltnee-A hard-on so big and hard that all the blood in your body runs to your unit until it streches the skin on your face. Unsure of what do, you try to say, “Help me,” but it comes out, “Reltnee.”

(Laying in the hospital emergency room on a gurney)

Me: Doc, I had this massive boner….and I couldn’t talk!
Doctor: Yes, that’s a Reltnee. Not uncommon. You’ll be okay.