remote chunk

A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.

"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."

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