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republicanism

The belief in conformity as the only way for society to function. Expresses everyone has the same opportunities. Of course only if you are white, European/North American, Male, heterosexual, religious, bigoted, racist and extremely utilitarianistic.

I bet republicans had to use a real dictionary to look up utilitarianistic.

by Liberal_bastard June 21, 2005

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republicanism

A republicanism is when you state something as true to get people to believe it even though you know it is false.

On September 26 at 9am McCain has already won this evenings debate.

Don't spout your republicanisms at me.

Sorry.

by SirWhackalot September 26, 2008

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The Republican

Having sex doggystyle while both participants are laying down on their side.

Conservatives find regular doggystyle too animalistic or are just flat out too lazy for the position, so they came up with this variation.

Teddy: Oh hey Don, isn't that the chick you fucked last weekend? She's got an ass to die for! I bet you hit it doggy?
Don: Nah man, she didn't like the way my gut was resting on her lower back so I had to hit her in the republican

by Mr. Sucksdorff December 1, 2020

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Republicans

Republicans are one of two dominant political parties in the United States, and the one that cleaves to generally rightist policies.

Gained support by convincing poor whites that poor blacks benefited disproportionately from aid programs, thus getting a bunch of plutocrats elected to office for the sole purpose of giving tax cuts to the rich.

Also reflexively oppose every policy proposed by a liberal group on principle.

Dislikes government regulation of business. Would rather we have no way to stop businesses with evil intent from abusing us.

One good example (or bad one, depending on how you look at it) of a Republican is George W. Bush.

The Tea Party have about 90% of the time voted for Republicans, so any bullshit about them not being Republican is only so Republicans have scapegoats for the occasional really insane shit they do.

by Savonarola August 1, 2011

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Republican

someone who runs as a candidate for the sole purpose of cutting taxes/keeping them low

W ran for president as a Republican because he thought taxes were too high on the wealthy.

by whatever5551 July 26, 2011

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Republican

Repuclicans are followers of one of two moderate right-wing idealisms currently vying for power in the United States of America.
Like most people, they are well intentioned, and believe firmly in 80's conservative thought, that society should essentially be run on the basis of a firm, fair meritocracy.
Sadly, there are many faults to this point of view. Like most ideologies it fails to take into account much of practical reality. The net result of excessive republicanism appears to be unregulated markets, social inequity, aggressive tribalism and unaccountable power structures run by a wealthy elite.
These excesses run contrary to the ideology's core values, and so it might be said to be self-destructive.

It is questionable whether the United States (and we in the rest of the free world) should be under the leadership of the present president were it not for the partisan nature of the US legal system; in particular the majority of republicans in its upper echelons.

by European October 29, 2003

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Republican

A person who typically suffers from some form of Paranoid Personality Disorder.

Sally Kern is a Republican legislator from Oklahoma who believes that America's gays are responsible for the Bu$h recession.

by WiserOne July 4, 2009

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