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did you black out , wake up , not remember shit .. slowly come back from temporary amnesia ... 2 weeks later u remember everything ..... but your mood ... your not ACTUALLY angry anymore... nor happy... your ego is gone.. u know for a fact u have been drugged..
you probably got too angry and publicly viewed as unsafe.. so someone drugged your ass .. shit sucks ... i am sorry.. it happened to me too.
I got reset.
I can not remember VIVIDLY ... I can remember though.. its not the same.. these people are monsters ... they didnt ask me.. didnt tell me ... they just RESET me..
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An old band that had members of Simple Plan, but unlike SP, they actually had good songs such as "Blew It Off" and "Go Away".
Teenybopper: Man, I LOOOOOOVE Simple Plan! Pierre is SOOOO HOT!
Normal Person: Do you like Reset, too?
Teenybopper: Reset?!?!?!?!
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When a man has not received oral sex from a woman for at least 3 months, he is the allowed to freely receive oral sex from ANY woman without being judged by his friends and/or family.
When a man has not had sex with a woman for at least 6 months, he is then allowed to freely have sex with ANY woman WITHOUT being judged by his friends and/or family.
The woman may be fat, ugly, old, young, really fat, fugly, or any combination herein. There is NO JUDGING allowed of any man that is legally eligible for a reset. Never ever!
"Hey man, did you really have sex with that 300 pound chick with the mullet?!?"
"Yes bro, but you can kindly shut the fuck up because I'm on a reset, Ok?"
"Sorry dude, I didn't realize it had been that long since you had gotten laid... I won't judge though, do you need any more condoms?"
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One who does not take kindly to truthful urbandictionary entries.
<weshet> @#:$!@:#$%:@#%^:@#$%:!@"$:%"@!#$%!@L#$:!L@#$L!@:$#^!@#:$:!@#:^!:@#$:!@#^)!*@#($234768217348712347128374124356124^@34%!@#$!#@$^
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a word commonly used to destroy friendships in a game of scrabble.
the correct past tense of the word reset.
Bob: "resetted is not a fucking word"
Carl: "shut the fuck up resetted is the past tense of reset you fucking retard"
Bob: "die in a fucking hole you retard"
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