Residoodle

A cross between an apartment building, a strip mall, an office building, a parking deck, a corporate art exhibit, and a poodle. Usually erected quickly and filled with fembots and banker bros from other areas of the country who walk their doodle pooches around the sidewalks and forget to bring a doodlepooh bag.

I dropped my Tinder date off at the new residoodle downtown off Main and she asked me to come in for tea and some anal sex.

residoodle

The orange coating left on your fingers and lips after consuming cheese puff snacks. (Cheese Doodles, Cheetos, etc.)

After dusting off a bag of Cheese Doodles, Speedy had to wash the residoodle off his hands.

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