retard porn

Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.

2. Really funny/fucked up shit.

Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.

Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.

Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.

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retarded kitten porn

refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno

dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!

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