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It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.
Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.
When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.
Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!
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A disease people with the name Stephanie get. Often known as S.R.S.
Symptoms are usaully extreme crazinies, retardedness, dry humor. S.R.S is uncureable but is not infectious to other. S.R.S is geneitically inherited.
Person 1: What happened to Stephanie? I havn't seen her in ages.
Person 2: Oh havn't you heard? Shes been diagnosed with the Stephanie Retard Syndrome.
Person 1: Well that explains alot.
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When your dick spins like the blades of a helicopter.
1: Dude, you just slapped me with your dick!
2: Sorry man, Genital Retardation Syndrome.
2: Ah, k. It's cool
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Something that you call a person who is crazy messed up like jordan or eric. Since you are not allowed to swear at them, just say this word. Even the queen of England wouldn’t know why word you said unless she read this. ( pray to god she didn’t) a person with this rare physiological disorder acts a bit retarded. You can easily spot people with this syndrome the indicators are:
1) they take of their shoes often
2) they run around like a maniac
3) you feel like they are on some serious medication
4) they talk about random things like jumping out of the window or breathing concrete dust or eating a piece of the Berlin Wall
To cure this syndrome, all you have to do is:
1)make them eat food extremely slowly
2) tell them running causes some random disease and that’s why atheletes die.
3) tell them to drink water often
4) don’t encourage them to climb stuff
5) don’t tell jokes to them
Hey you! Yes you! You are a person with the ignoramusly retarded syndrome!
Eric: sAy w0t mae? O nevrmiound ima jump out of the window WEEEEEE
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Publicly Retarded syndrome is a person who is very cocky,very self confident about himself and his body. Also he is awkward around females, and tone deaf when speaking to the public. He always has to comment on how great he looks, how strong he is, and how "superior" he is.
"My biceps are soooo big," Chris exclaimed
*two girls approach*
Chris is now silent
Chris's friend enters the group
*the two girls leave*
Chris then shouted, " I AAMMM SOO BIG AND I LOOK GREAT."
Thusly Chris has "Publicly Retarded Syndrome"
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Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.
"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."
"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."
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