retong

A tong who gets extremely mad and threatens violence whenever someone makes a tong joke. Usually wants to start a fight with whoever made the joke.

Will: What do you call 22 tongs? 22 tongs.
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong

Retong

A Retong is the love child or indeed the combination of a mong and a retard.

Sam you are such a fuckin retong, honestly sometimes you act a proper fucktard...

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Retong

The act of having to tong ones hair again after it has been flattened.

Fuck this wind dude, I have to go retong my hair again!!