Reverse Newt Gingrich

When your in the hospital and your significant other looks after you lovingly... then you leave them once you recover.

Barry: Christine, whatever you need I've got your back. Your gonna beat this cancer and I'll be with you every step of the way.

Six Months Later...

Barry: Can't wait to get you home and get things back to normal.

Christine: ... I think we should get a divorce

Barry: Did you just pull a reverse Newt Gingrich on me??!!

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