reverse mode

Something great on a pretty boring day.

Actually happened, Santa Cruz:

Stoner 1: Dude, that's the guy that was complainin bout seagulls at the snack-shack behind us.

Stoner 2: Duh. I can see him. He ordered the same sandwich I did. The number #88.

Stoner 3: You guys went to the Crab Shack without me?

Stoner 1: This guy just had to have a pickle and red herring. It's number 88.

Stoner 3: 88's my second luckiest number Making for me.

Stoner 1:Go get one. Maybe a seagull will reverse mode on your forehead with seastar perfection and swoop it outta your maw tea-baggy style.

Stoner 3: I will. And I get your point. No more looking up chubby pomagranates on my phone. I'm so lucky...I wanna cry. D