review guilt

the twinge of guilt felt after making yet another purchase decision from amazon based on customer reviews, knowing full well that you yourself have never contributed a review. this is a distinctly first-world problem... you selfish prick.

"So after reading four bad reviews in the last six months i decided not to buy that router, but now i have this review guilt because i won't help other lazy assholes like myself. "
"you still haven't left a review?!?"
"nope"
"me neither, now i feel like a bezos too"