reykjavik sperm bank

Around a hot spring, gather a group of ladies looking to auto-impregnate and a group of donors. Have the donors wank into the spring and stir briskly with an oar. Everybody takes a dip and, I don't know, makes fondue or something.

"If you're looking to get pregnant I'm having a Reykjavik Sperm Bank in Jackson Hole this weekend. You should come!"

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