ribcage beater

The king of beating ribcages with items including but not limited to: metal pipes, yardsticks, a frozen bag of sardines, Remington 500 pistolwhip style, rebar, 35 year old loaf of bread, nutsock filled with pennies, astolfo figurine, rgb keyboard, a small dog, etc.

Nerd: "Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal pipe"

Ribcagebeater420,King of ribcage beating: "The ribcage beater is not yet satisfied"