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richard sugar

Initially comes across as a pretentious arsehole but once you get to know him you will realise this is still the case. Often have blue eyes receding blonde hair and skin as pale as a vampire. Profoundly witty, often with a laugh that can carry for several miles. Love a good Indian and have a strange penchant for tiles. Very cautious when it comes to sharing their emotions but are actually very sensitive and deep thinkers. People instinctively drawn to their charismatic charm and quirkiness. Tendency however to be over controlling and a tad OCD.Often very professional (in appearance) and will frequently refer to themselves as such but are actually outrageously silly and immature especially after a few gins! Often found working in the fitness industry whilst dreaming of being pub landlords and are mostly alcoholics using fitness as a cover story. They enjoy the lavish lifestyle and living beyond their means. Often own an expensive car like a Porsche /Mercedes to flaunt the copious amounts of money they actually don't have (usually because they have spent it on booze!) Have a weakness for chocolate and anything beer related. Despite all of this, they are one of the most down to earth and kindest people you will ever meet and will always be there for you in a crisis. If you are lucky enough to find a Richard Sugar, hold onto him as he will be the truest friend for life, especially if you find a sheep owning one - these ones are a very rare breed indeed!

Champagne lifestyle, lemonade budget? Sounds like a Richard Sugar.

There's always death to look forward to eh Richard Sugar?

There's some outrageous man over there with a laugh loud enough to start a tsunami....must be a Richard Sugar!!!

by Cestlavie! August 21, 2017


Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy

Sometimes called RJ. Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy is just a really tall Pimp with massive shoulders, he has the funds to be a real sugar daddy but he would rather be a durry daddy (giving girls cigarettes in trade for sexual pleasure). He has one girl, or eagle in mind but is called Sugar Daddy by another. He also minds if people hit that yeet. His hobbies include acting gay with a particular friend and playing ode to joy on a not tuned guitar. His favorite word is Creampie and he can't be in a skype call without making weird inhumane noises.

'What are you fucking gay?' - Boii
'Well Rafe's man tits look pretty good but no' -Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy

'CREAMPIE'-girl
'OOH I like you, let me serenade you with ode to joy'- Mr. Richard Sugar Daddy

'Sugar Daddy give me that sugar hun' -Sugar Baby

by crushtheseescapingwords November 19, 2016

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