Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.

"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."

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Ride the Unicorn

To Ride the Unicorn is a metaphor for embracing your inner insanity. Where the majority will hide their "crazy" a Unicorn Rider is someone that shows it openly.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy trying to ride a unicycle up the down escalator in a t-rex costume? "
Person 2: "I know right, makes me want to ride the unicorn too"

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Riding the Unicorn

It is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to masturbate. Usually used between male friends.

Jimmy: Where Joe?

Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.

Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.

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robocop-riding-an-unicorn

A marvelous mix of creatures that have the ultimate answer of the universe . IT IS THE SOLUTION OF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS as well as beautifull :D

omg whats that !
is that a plane ?
is that the super-man ?
no its the robocop-riding-an-unicorn!

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