Right Shark

A person who rigidly follows the rules and always does what they are told to do; a conformist; someone who is risk-averse.

The problems we face in our company require more than the typical right shark thinking.

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Right Shark

To do something adequately, or even in an exemplary manner, without necessarily seeking or receiving attention/praise for one's acts. While Left Shark is shaking (or messing) things up, Right Shark is over there making sure things go smoothly.

A: "Man, the bathrooms are spotless! Did you clean them?"
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."

"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"

"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."

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