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The same thing that literally EVERY single host/hostess at every restaurant will say to you as they show you to your seat. Pay attention to it. It really is incredible.
Jackson, party of 5? Right this way!
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the right to go before another; precedence in passing granted to one over another
Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.
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N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.
*two guys reach for Doritos*
Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.
Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.
A common method that Massachusetts drivers use when taking a right or left onto a road where they do not have the right of way. A driver will turn out and cut other people off. Instead of turning onto the main road and speeding up, they will pull out, realize they are cutting you off and then come to a complete stop while turning onto the main road, until the driver(s) they are cutting off stop to wave them on. It's one of the most infuriating and dangerous parts of driving in Massachusetts.
There was a small opening in traffic so I decided to use the Massachusetts right of way to make sure those drivers would let me turn onto the road.
When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.
ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.
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