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Ricardo with a K, not like all the others. A true chill, cool, handsome stud. Gets all the ladies with his seductive guitar-playing, sweet-talk, and striking features. A seducer, studmuffin, one of a kind gentleman.
Look at that Rikardo over there playing his guitar and getting blowjobs because of his seducing music.
That chill bro, Rikardo, is getting a dirty sanchez while playing his sexy ukulele songs.
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Rikardo is a Big Penis Monster, what a gentlemen
A Rikardo is an all round excellent human being. He is loyal, brave and hilarious. A Rikardo will never judge you unless you are a threat to his people. A Rikardo is the kind of friend who will make you a home made shiv and play games with you that sometimes include gazing at his large genitalia. Above all else a Rikardo knows that the future of mankind is bleak and is fully on board with any post apocalyptic plans (especially those involving selectively bred super bears).
When the end of the world is nigh make sure to grab a gun, some cheese and most importantly a Rikardo.