Rimjob

the act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal

My girlfriend puked while giving me a rimjob so i slapped the bitch.

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Rimjob

A Rimjob is when you sexually lick the rim on your car. In order for this to work, you must be very intimate and personal with sed car.

"I gave my first Rimjob today...It was sick man!"

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rimjob

According to Lian Cartman from South Park, it's when you contort yourself into a pretzel and allow someone to give you oral pleasure in, on and around your sphincter.

SHEILA: What did my son say Mr. Mackie? Did he say the S-woid?

MR. MACKIE: No, it was worse than that.

SHEILA: The F-woid?

MR. MACKIE: Well here’s a short list of the things your kids've been saying, m’kay?

SHARON MARSH: Oh dear God!

SHEILA BROFLOVSKY: What the heck is a "rimjob"?

LIAN CARTMAN: Oh, why that’s when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass!

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Rimjob

A job at Research In Motion (RIM)

I got a RIM Job

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rimjob

The one word that will never, ever fit into any conversation you might be having. Stops the conversation right then and there.

"So, what do you think about-"
"Rimjob!"
"What the fuck!?"

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Rimjob

The act of cleaning or polishing ones bicycle rims.

I'm giving the village bike a rim-job tommorow

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Rimjob

The splendid art of enjoying the flavor and scent of your womans tailpipe while you gingerly lick and sniff her funky rusty sheriffs star. All this culminating in a total mouth to tailhole suction and licking resulting in a thorough cleansing and an anal orgasm for her.

There's nothing better than giving my old lady a rimjob before I eat her pussy out. After that she'll usually suck my dick.

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