ring wings

Similar to red wings and MILF wings, it is the act of receiving/giving sexual relations with a woman with a ring on her finger (aka: married)

Guy 1: I hooked up with Jane Doe last night!

Guy 2: Isn't she married now?

Guy 1: Yeah haha but she doesn' have kids so I got my ring wings.

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wing ring

it's when your phone rings and your hands are covered in hot wing sauce, thus making it difficult to clean up and answer the phone before it stops ringing. it can be a very frustrating condition often ending in yelling at the person when you finally pick up.

i was chowing down when the ho called me. damn wing ring.

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