Rio Vista

A ridiculous small town in the middle of now where on highway 12 between Lodi and Fairfield Ca. With a population of about 10 Rio Vista literally has only one grocery store and 2 fast food places. But its ok because one place is 2 in one. A black hole you can never leave.

I knew somebody that lived in Rio Vista once. They never knew how to socailize in the real world again.

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Rio Vista Milk-Shake

During sex while doing it doggy style, as the male comes to reach his climax and ejaculates between the womans buttcheeks, and the male spanks the womans buttox from both sides making a thick, milky mess (better after the woman takes a long poop without wiping,{the rio vista CHOCOLATE milkshake ;).})

STEVEN: Dude, my sheets are ruined from that Rio Vista Milk-Shake :)
RYAN: WOW! :) Vanilla or Chocolate
STEVEN: Smell my sheets! you tell me :)

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Rio Vista Middle School

A place full of bullys and assholes and the teachers there suck.... And im stuck in it

Lil jonny: So how was the new day at Rio Vista Middle School
Me: Ugh, lets not talk about it.

rio vista

a place where the fucciest of fuccbois reside to show off there wealth to each other

Yo ima buy some of that v-bucks whenever i want because i live in rio vista

Rio vista

It’s a Peace of shit and every ones an asshole either your popular or the biggest loser oh and can’t forget about the BIGGEST fuck boys oh and the schools here are awfulll so sorry if you live here or is going to move here

Person: hey I’m moving to Rio vista

Other: oh shit man I’m sorry that place sucks ass and everyone bitches