ripcord

A length of string tied in a close series of knots that is inserted up a male rectum and slowly withdrawn during the height of sexual climax, stimulating the prostate and enhancing the sexual pleasure.

"I was just about to blow my bolt when she pulled my ripcord and sent me to nirvana."

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ripcord

The string that hangs from a woman's private parts when she is using a tampon.

When I went down on her, I discovered that she had a ripcord. Thus, I was forced to give her a shark bite.

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ripcord

A post-wedding event, characterized by the bride gaining an entirely unhealthy and unsightly amount of weight. Usually this happens within the first year or two of marriage.

Kim isn't pregnant, she simply pulled the ripcord.

Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.

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ripcord

During a reach-around, the same person giving the reach-around is also licking ass, and when the receiver of the handjob has an orgasm, they simultaneously projectile feces on the person giving the reach-around and licking the asshole.

Dood what happened last night, what was that about wanting to go parachuting? No man, I had to hose her off because she totally ripcorded me!

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ripcord

To gain a large amount of weight rapidly.

Mike: Ryan, have you seen chain-dog lately?
Ryan: No, what's going on?
Mike: Bro-ham, he just got back from England from a work assignment & put on 50 pounds in a year!
Ryan: NO WAY!
Mike: Totally, bro-ham, he pulled the ripcord!

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ripcord

The act of performing a stand up 69, in which the male is standing, and the woman is upside down. You have your arms around her waist, bite down on her clit, and let go.

"She said she was extreme, but she wasn't ready for the ripcord"

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ripcord

while getting head, the bitch pulls on your cock like a ripcord.

The whore was pulling on my cock like a ripcord

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