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Risk Assessment

A form designed by bureaucrats to waste the time of people with useful jobs

1: I need to do this work
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out

...days later...

1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones

....later still....

1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out

by pseuodnymphomaniac August 26, 2015

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Risk Assessment

Risk Assessment is the statistical probability that someone will hurt you

So Britney left him and he is just now getting over it. Later Britney texted him and filled the text with hearts and emoji kisses. Homeboy better do a risk assessment before he breaks up with Ashley just to get back with Britney.

by Liberation Theology February 24, 2020


Personal risk assessment

Abbreviated P.r.a,

What is the highest spiritual level of common sense? The nirvana of common sense? Of course it's when a human does a competent pra, or personal risk assessment!

by Sexydimma December 27, 2022

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