The coolest person you could be friends with. Good at whatever he cares about and has a humongous dick and just naturally really fucking cool
charlie sheen seems like a Ritvick
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To royally or completely fuck something up, to the point where it cannot be fixed or corrected.
I ritvicked that relationship.
A joke which is funny in no way. It is the most unfunniest joke ever known to humanity.
Ritvick said, “What did the cowboy say to the cow?”
I said, “what?”
He replied, “Boy”
This is a Ritvick joke