road beers

Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.

NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.

Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes

Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.

Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive

Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.

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road beers

so your on the way to a rage when you realize you dont want to go sober... fresh 30 of natty light in the back, might as well hit the ipod and crack open a few road beers.

mcintyre: yo man got a fresh 30 in the back, natty of course
smitty: yo man im thirsty
packo: get the ROAD BEERS

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road beer

noun; beers for consumption on a journey, usually in the context of travelling to away games.

Andy: "Where's Pete? The Eindhoven train leaves in 7 minutes".

Ross: "He's in the shop getting some road beers".

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Road Beer

When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.

Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.

That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?

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road beer

noun.- an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste... TO GO.

"If we're gonna leave, I'm gonna grab some road beers for the walk back."

Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad

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Road Beer (UK)

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.

Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.