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Getting blumpkin while driving.
"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."
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When a man who is driving receives road dome, craps his pants from the force of the dome and vomits on the woman giving him road dome. Especially entertaining when more than 2 people are in the car. Best done in someone else's car...
John was getting head late at night while driving Sarah and Paul home. Sarah leaned over to give him some road dome when John crapped his pants and vomited all over Sarah from car sickness. Paul laughed his ass off and was glad it wasn't his car. What a great road atomic blumpkin
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Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.
I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!