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Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.
I turned a cow into road kill once.
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When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.
I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.
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A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)
Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
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a rotting peice of flesh that gets picked at by birds and other small animals
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Getting trampled by a big ass guy.
Andrew (Tie's shoe)
Travis backs into Andrew and (Yells Watch out road kill)!
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This term is used when a girl with a mass of ginger pubic hair decides its a good idea to have sex whilst on period...and uses pads...
A fox lying dead on the side of the road, road kill.
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