Roark

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

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Roark

A fart, initiated in a bath tub.

"What was that noise from upstairs?"
"I think Jimmy just roarked."

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Roark

Main Entry: roark
Pronunciation: r'O'-r K
Function: noun
Etymology: Late Latin roarkillis, from Latin in- + ignoramus, oblivious -- more at 'asshat'
: incapable of accepting free perspectives; to dominate ignorantly; : UNCONQUERABLE

At the Theatre: "Man that conductor was such a Roark. I feel like I've lost my entire conceptual universe."

At the Gas Station: "That mother ****** just roark'd me!"

At the Art Galleria: "I'm not fond of his work. This piece is such a Roark. Tell me Geoffrey, what do you make of the upside down monkeys?"

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Roarke

An awesome freakin ninja that will always go slightly out of his way to pwn noobs.

Frank: Did you hear about the bully who messed with Roarke?

John: Yeah! Roarke snapped his neck, broke all his limbs, cracked all his ribs, and ninja-kicked him across the solar system in the blink of an eye.

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roark

A character from Ayn Rand's book The Fountainhead.

...Galt owns Roark like whoa...

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Roarked

To destroy one own creation, like the Howard Roark did with his design in the (fountainhead) when other parties ruined it with art deco reliefs.

I'll bet the architect of the Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea wished he could've Roarked the peice of shit.

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roark

Sound made by engineering students at times of extream stress. It is believed that it helps to ease the stresses caused by 5 years of hard work.

Student: Rooooooaaaark Rooooooaaaaark, ah thats better.

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