ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.

Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana