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roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 1, 2010

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roasted chin nuts

it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.

"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"

by Logan October 5, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


roasted nut

the act of blowing your load (jizz) while taking a shit

sometimes when constipated ben attempts a roasted nut to help pass the time

by Chris Loshark December 25, 2008

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roasted nuts

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

by spoot September 7, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


honey roasted nuts

The act of dipping a males nuts in a jar of honey and teabag a girl. HAVING BEES IS A MUST. This was created by josh and emerson.

Mollie: Fuck last night sucked!!
Amber:Why?
Mollie:He let the bees go on me...honey roasted nuts!

by thebeeguys September 12, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oven Roasted Nuts

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.

"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"

by Reyx June 28, 2016


Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex

Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018