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The greatest fuckin' town in history and the person putting river down just had no friends and hates the world.
Hey, Rocky River is the shit but there is a lot of loner gay people with no friends that think Rocky River sucks when its a perfectly good city there.
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the worst and most judgemental/preppy city on the entire planet.
"Oh hey lets go to Rocky River!" *goes there* "Um...nevermind. Bad idea. Let's go home."
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The goddamned best city in the world. Except for the fucking rich assholes that live in almost every part of it. 1/3 of the population is cool.
Rocky river is amazing. Oh wait, no its not.
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Best goddamn Subarb in the world. All the kids from surrounding cities be like.... “Hey slime lets go to River.” This city has the best parties and most dank high schoolers with and unbeatable lacrosse team #riverup #pirates #oakwood?
Them: “Dude your from rocky river???”.....
Me: lol ya
Them: shit is it as cool as it sounds
Me: hell ya slime
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The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.
Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.
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The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.
Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!
a high school in Rocky River Ohio with cool seniors, fugly freshmen, and a baller football and track team
bro idk wtm is tn so lets just pull up to rocky river high school parking lot and chill there