rollerbladder sploosh

The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.

By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.