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While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."
I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.
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to give someone a ceremonious welcome
They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.
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laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night