rolling slows

a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!

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slow roll

When playing poker the person with the best possible hand takes forever to call an all in. Not nice, generally only done by people who hate each other.

Player 1 has pocket aces
player 2 goes all in
player 1 waits the entire clock then calls at the last second

player 2: "thanks for the slow roll douche!"

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Slow Roll

When a person seeking an answer is perpetually put off, usually by having to answer subsequent questions given consecutively, before his original question may be answered.

Before leaving, Fred's boss Allen executed a perfect slow roll maneuver, delaying Fred's departure by asking made up questions, the answers of which Fred had to find before Allen would allow Fred to depart.

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Slow Roll

A slow harassing stare by means of wheeled transportation.A deliberate and persistant attempt to harass a work force.

Foreman Rodney stared at me as he began his slow roll on his Ez-Go to harass me as I worked diligently.

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Slow Roll

When you are having sex really fast and you want it slow.

"Slow your roll" "Slow Roll it for a sec"

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Husker Slow Roll

When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences

Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.

Slow Roll

An average of 38+ km/h

Scott Henshaw got on the front of the bunch and did a "slow roll"