roman tragedy

Rat-faced, terrible band, incredibly fake. Only knows how to write songs about the men they've dated for 5 minutes and then demonises the smallest of their faults through terribly written songs.

*At a gig*

Jake: OMG that girl over there is so cute do you know who she is?
Paul: Bro don't even bother looking at her. She's a roman tragedy. She'll chew you up and spit you out!

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