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Ronaldo

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Ronaldo doesn't know much evil. Ronaldo is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

P1: Have you met Ronaldo yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.

by Buddy52 January 3, 2017

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Ronaldoed

To get analy raped

Liam ronaldoed Param and Theo after the party!!

by MessiTheGoat October 7, 2018

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Ronaldo

A Brazilian soccer player.The greatest soccer player ever to play the game.Ronaldo's speed, dribbling ability and scoring instincts have made him widely regarded as one of the best players in the history of football.Ronaldo has also set a record of three FIFA World Player of the Year awards (1996, 1997 and 2002), since equalled by his Real Madrid team mate, Zinedine Zidane.

Many pundits predict if "Ronaldo" went through his career injury free he would have been the greatest player of all time.

by afghanthug May 20, 2006

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Ronaldo

One of the greatest Brazilian footballers of all time. He gets overlooked because of Christiano Ronaldo who is an inferior player, and mentioning "Ronaldo" will make more people think of Christiano than the Brazilian star.

Me: Wow, Ronaldo just played a great game.

Some moron: Oh, Christiano Ronaldo? that cheating scum!

Me: No, the bald Ronaldo you stupid brit.

by daveless August 13, 2006

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