I want to have the roof tiled with tarts
A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.
My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.
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Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases
Caffers got roof tiles the other day.