Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.

Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.