Rose City

Rose City is a small town located in Northern/Mid Michigan. Summers smell of hot cow crap and fresh corn. Winters are normally colder than hell and there is often snow up to your knees. Where ever you are, you are never far from a redneck, hick, or cow. Most teenagers spend their time drinking or partying, because there is nothing else to do. The highschool even celebrates "Tractor Day". Most people only have a highschool education. Most people here are farmfolk. Yet people from all over move and stay here, and no one really knows why.

Bo: I live in Rose City.

Charles: Oh, the little hick town surrounded by corn fields.

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The Rose City Stinky

The act of having having sex with a car muffler, whilst mounted on to a car, driving at exactly 69 mp/h through the Town-line Tunnel.

- "Kevin's pulling off The Rose City Stinky?!"

- Jason Danch - "I love The Rose City Stinky!"

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Rose City Red

Alternate color worn by the "mighty scum" Portland Timbers of the MLS for 2011. The green of their primary kits blends in too easily with the pitch at their Shit Pipe Park for their meth addicted fan base, that their front office found it necessary to put red on their players so that the Timbers Army can follow the action.

Manufactured by Adidas with pieces stolen from both Liverpool FC and Arsenal FC kits, it's a complete bastard and full of fail. Much like the Timbers themselves.

TA guy: I'd buy my sister-wife a Rose City Red kit if I didn't spend all my money on meth. Fuck.

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Rose City Swarm

Also known as one of the “smallest”, men’s only-gay brothel..

“Hey bro! Nice skinny jeans! Want to join me as I embark on my 10th Rose City Swarm?!”

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