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A big stone with three languages that let us understand the other languages:
These languages were probably:
English
Ghetto
Ratchet
We used the rosetta stone to understand words such as weave!
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A song by Tool, In which a man shows up in a hospital were the staff can’t find a single thing about him. 1 doctor, Dr. Larson, asks what’s wrong. The man Reluctantly answers with a tale that belongs in a scuffle-if story about how he was tripping on drugs then all of the sudden an alien ship he described as a “ Flaming stealth banana” and how he was elected by the alien to be the “Chosen one”. The chosen one is the person who will warn the world of incoming Armageddon. Then he forgets what the alien told to him, Which sends him into a fit of him shouting “Don’t Know, won’t know”, He then yells “ God Damn! Shit the bed!” Then the song ends, and nothing else is known about what happened.
I listened to Rosetta Stoned and it was weird as shit.
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1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.
2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.
Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."
Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."
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When you get so stoned, you start speaking another language.
Hey dude, we smoked too much last night, we got rosetta stoned and spoke Arabic!
One who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language.
Beth got so Rosetta Stoned last night she could effectively communicate with the cab driver!
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An acute condition that occurs while hanging out with native speakers, in which you realize that all of the hours you logged with your Rosetta Stone software in preparation for your trip to Mexico are disappearing from your consciousness as your new amigos keep serving you tequila. The surest sign of this condition is the glazed expression on your face when someone asks, "Como se llama?"
Last night I met a lot of nice folks at a bar in Mexico City who got me so Rosetta Stoned that I could not remember how to ask, "where's the bathroom?" in Spanish.
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When you are so high you think you can understand another language when reading the subtitles of a foreign film
After an evening of hot boxing the abandoned car the guys gather around to watch Paprika.
Conor: Holy shit guys! I can speak Japanese!
Aaron:... what?! No, dude your just rosetta stoned!
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