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rowing coach

An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.

The rowing coach wants us to come get on the water at 4 tomorrow

by Robert john April 26, 2015