When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.
Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"
a third wheel, but better phrase
boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?
A phrase coined by Jacksepticeye which roughly means "To attempt to maneuver your way through something extremely dangerous."
"AAAAND...DISMOUNT! GO JACK! THINK LIMBER, THINK LOOSE, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!" *Dies* "OH, FUCK IT!"
A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
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